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SUBJECT: My F-150 saved my bacon
Ever found yourself enjoying a road trip that led from pavement to dirt, and from dirt to two track?
Well, I have, and let me tell you— it’s an absolute blast… until the weather takes a turn from peaceful and calm to windy and downpouring.
I’m talking about a trip that was supposed to be an escape-from-reality tour through the robust beauty of Northern Michigan. An adventure for the memory books, you might say.
But boy, did things take a dramatic turn.
Picture this: the sun’s dipping low, painting the sky a vibrant sherbet orange. The winding trails of backcountry roads lure me deeper into the wilderness.
It’s just me, my wife, my trusty F-150, and a truckload of excitement.
And then, the unthinkable happens—a sudden downpour turns the path into a quagmire, and we’re talking a Michigan-sized serving of mud soup here. The two track we’re on turned into 5″ deep muck in a matter of minutes.
Now, in any old clunker, this is where panic sets in. This is where you become STUCK in 5″ deep mud, hoping you still have enough cell service to make a call.
But in my F-150? No siree. This truck is not your average pre-owned rig.
This F-150 came equipped with a cavalry of features that laugh in the face of adversity—like all-wheel drive that grips when your heart slips and enough horsepower to make a Mustang blush. I plowed through that mud like I was on a pristine paved road.
5 miles of mud and my F-150 never blinked.
The path back to pavement became a victory lap, thanks to that truck.
Even more impressive was that it did with what seemed like 1000 lbs of food and gear. Suitcases, golf clubs, fishing and camping gear, my grill, water, beer, you name it. It was all loaded in the bed.
With room to spare, I might add.
What a trip! And what a truck!
What does this have to do with you? Everything—because you too can find your conquering chariot at Borgman Ford.
We’ve got a fleet of low-mileage, pre-owned royalty on offer.
These aren’t just vehicles; they’re tickets to freedom, road-tested shields against life’s unexpected turns.
They’ve been discounted further than ever because let’s face it—we all need a break these days, especially one that extends beyond the grocery store parking lot.
Every pre-owned champion comes with our Free B-Protected Warranty because if Michigan’s roads teach us anything, it’s that you don’t just need a vehicle—you need a partner out there.
So, carve your own paths, turn uncertainty into dust, and come to Borgman for more than just a test drive.
Find your F-150 or any vehicle that will turn mayhem into a mere memory.
Let’s make your road trip legend one for the books.
Your adventure-loving dealer,
John Borgman
P.S. Remember, we’re not just here to sell you a car—we’re here to keep you moving.
SUBJECT: Lucky Lou’s T-shirt crunch
Imagine this: it’s five days before St. Paddy’s, and Lucky Lou’s is in chaos. The local pub’s green Ts, promised by their supplier, have vanished into the same void where left socks and guitar picks go to die. Pubs without St. Patrick’s Day T-shirts are like Guinness without foam—it simply can’t be.
Lucky for them, we exist.
Rush Order Tees to the rescue, with the agility of a leprechaun on speed. No clovers were rested upon during this print palooza. In just five frenzied days, we hustled up designs that would make even the saints turn green with envy. We printed faster than a banshee’s wail and shipped quicker than a shillelagh swing.
Now, why am I spinning you this tale of beer-soaked tees?
Because life’s unpredictable like a March forecast. One minute it’s sunshine and rainbows, the next you’re up to your shins in flood water—or worse, facing a St. Patrick’s party shirtless.
We, the Rush Order Team, launched from the trenches of tight deadlines, mastering the art of the rapid T-shirt turnaround because we knew folks like you needed speed with quality. You’ve got deadlines that wait for no man, nor parade. We know the struggle, we’ve lived the rush, and that’s why our business isn’t just printing shirts—it’s printing shirts so fast you’ll feel time bending.
Our heroes’ journey has been about arming you with custom Ts that don’t dilly-dally. You, the parade planner, the event organizer, the pub owner—you don’t have the time to kick back and wait for the snail mail.
And in the world of e-commerce, this speed is our pot o’ gold. We offer you the legerdemain to pull a rabbit out of the proverbial hat when everyone else is out of rabbits, hats, and tricks.
Our promise to you: custom printed shirts produced and shipped at warp speed —not just because it’s our job, but because we’re damn good at it. Your St. Patrick’s Day won’t end up as “the one without the shirts.” Not on our watch.
If quick and quality custom Ts are what you seek, stop hoping for a miracle and start clicking for assurance. Rush Order Tees is your four-leaf clover in a field of daisies. Let’s make T-shirt magic happen.
Ready to roll faster than a barrel down the cobblestones? Click here to get started with your rush order.
Talk soon,
Rush Order Tees Team
P.S. And hey, even if it’s not St. Paddy’s Day, we’ve got you covered for every time-sensitive celebration on your calendar. We’re the speed to your need, the ink to your ideas, and the fast to your last-minute. Let’s do this.
