Daily Emails Ideas for a Plumber

Daily emails for a plumber don’t need to always be about plumbing.

They should be filled with content that makes the people on your list laugh, share, or be perplexed, or whatever. They just shouldn’t be boring.

If you want examples of boring, click back and look at the boring plumber examples.

Let’s go…

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UNBORING EMAIL # 1

Subject: Your pipes called they have complaints

Look, most plumbing emails go something like this: "Hello valued customer. We offer plumbing services. Call us for your plumbing needs. We are licensed and insured. Thank you for choosing us."

Groundbreaking stuff, right?

It reads like it was written by someone who has never felt a single emotion in their life. No personality. No fun. Just words floating on a page like a sad, soggy paper towel.

And honestly? Most plumbing companies are exactly like that. They show up, fix the thing, hand you a bill, and disappear faster than your water pressure after someone flushes upstairs.

But here is the thing about plumbing problems. They do not care about boring. A busted pipe at 11pm is not boring. A backed up drain the morning of your kid's birthday party is not boring. Water slowly creeping across your kitchen floor while you stand there in socks is absolutely not boring.

Plumbing emergencies have energy. Chaotic, wet, slightly panicked energy.

So why would you want a boring company handling something that stressful?

The answer is you would not.

You want someone who actually shows up, knows their stuff, and treats your home like it matters. Someone who communicates like a real human being and does not leave you guessing what is happening or why your water bill suddenly looks like a car payment.

That is exactly what The UnBoring Plumbing Company does. Yes, the name is slightly boring. But, the work? Anything but. We handle everything from leaky faucets to full pipe replacements for homeowners who just want the problem solved without the headache.

Give us a call and let us handle the chaos so you do not have to.

Keep those pipes happy,

The Unboring Plumbing Co.

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UNBORING PLUMBING EMAIL #2

Subject: Plumbing problems that sneak up on you

You know that moment when you walk into your kitchen and the floor feels... squishy? Not "oh I spilled something" squishy. More like "why does my floor feel like a wet sponge" squishy.

That is the moment every homeowner dreads. Not because of the water. Not even because of the mess. But because of what comes NEXT.

The scrambling. The googling. The calling around. The waiting on hold. The guy who shows up four days later with a shrug and a clipboard.

Plumbing problems do not wait for a convenient time. They do not care that you have guests coming over this weekend. They do not care that you just got your floors redone. They show up uninvited like that one relative who never calls ahead and always stays too long.

Here is the thing though. Most plumbing disasters are not actually disasters. They start as small warning signs that get ignored. A slow drain. A tiny drip under the sink. A toilet that runs a little longer than it should. These little things have a funny way of turning into big expensive things when they get left alone.

That is where we come in.

At The Unboring Plumbing Company, we are not trying to be flashy or exciting. We are just really good at fixing the stuff that matters before it turns into something way worse. Fast service, real solutions, and no drama.

If your home is sending you little hints that something is off with the plumbing, do not wait for the squishy floor moment.

Reach out to us today and let us take a look before a small problem becomes a big headache.

Talk soon,

The Unboring Plumbers

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UNBORING PLUMBING EMAIL #3

Subject: Your toilet is judging you right now

Nobody wakes up thinking today is the day I deal with a plumbing disaster. You roll out of bed, shuffle to the bathroom, and then it happens. The toilet makes THAT noise. You know the one. The gurgle that sounds like it swallowed something it deeply regrets.

So you do what any reasonable human does. You jiggle the handle. Nothing. You jiggle it harder. Still nothing. You Google "why is my toilet doing the thing" and fall down a rabbit hole of plumbing forums written by people who definitely have way too much free time and zero actual plumbing experience.

Two hours later you have watched four YouTube videos, bought a part you cannot identify, and flooded your bathroom floor with water that should never see the light of day. Your cat is judging you from the hallway. Your spouse is taking photos for reasons that will become clear at your next family reunion.

Here is the thing though. Plumbing problems do not get better with time. They get wetter. And messier. And way more expensive the longer you wait and pretend the dripping sound is just the house settling.

That weird gurgle this morning could be a simple fix or a sign that something bigger is going on underground. Either way it deserves an actual answer from an actual human who knows what they are doing.

At The Unboring Plumbing Company we keep things simple. No drama. No surprise charges. Just solid plumbing work done right so you can get back to your day without soaking your socks.

Give us a call and let us handle the gross stuff.

Cheers,

The Unboring Plumbing team

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UNBORING PLUMBING EMAIL #4

Subject: Frozen pipes are no joke, trust us

Pipes freezing is basically nature's way of turning your home into a giant snow globe — except instead of pretty little snowflakes swirling around, you get water spraying everywhere and a repair bill that makes your eyes water.

Here's the thing most homeowners don't realize until it's too late: frozen pipes don't just happen overnight out of nowhere. They've been plotting against you for weeks. Cold air sneaks into tiny gaps around your home, wraps itself around your pipes like a villain, and waits for the perfect moment to ruin your day. Classic.

The good news? Stopping frozen pipes before they happen is way easier than dealing with the aftermath. A few simple things make a huge difference. Keep your cabinet doors open under sinks so warm air can reach the pipes. Let your faucets drip just a little on super cold nights. Seal up any gaps or cracks where cold air sneaks in near pipes. And if your home has pipes in the garage, attic, or crawl space, those are the sneaky ones that need extra attention.

Think of it like sunscreen. Nobody loves putting it on, but everyone loves not dealing with the consequences of skipping it.

Now if you want a real set of eyes on your plumbing before winter goes full beast mode, that's exactly what we do at The Boring Plumbing Company. We show up, check things out, and make sure your pipes are ready to handle whatever cold throws at them.

No drama, no surprises, just solid plumbing work done right.

Click here to book your plumbing checkup today.

Stay warm out there,

The Unboring Plumbing Co.